Gym Personalities

The gym is where you will find the most characters. I would know because some days I could possibly fall under "The Zoner" category as I call it, which you will read about further down.

So here we go- The type personalities that you get in the gym:

You know the ones who have make-up on from here to there. I for the life of me do not understand how some women do it- the sweat is definitely not going anywhere because that makeup is plucked on nice and thick locking that sweat in nice and tight. "gag" And don't get me started on the hoop earrings and dangling ones too... Errr in the gym please explain that to me?

Aaah shame I really have so much respect for older people but in the gym when they hog machines and then rush you off yours. They can get pretty rude about it.

You know how on a Monday when the gym is so full and you wonder where all these people are the rest of the week? Which brings me to the next 1-

I am all for encouraging people to start somewhere and good for them if they do start, but not if it's only going to last for a week! You know when it's spring and a little peak of summer is upon us? Oh my word how full is the gym? Where were all these people straight through winter when the rest of us got ourselves out of bed in the freezing cold winter to train our asses off literally and in a nice empty gym may I just add. Please people don't just set summer goals; set right through the year goals and stick to them!

I have to admit I for some days fall under this category- that is why I am able to tell you about all these people in the gym because that's where I zone to, yeah "weirdo" is what your thinking. I see you! Nevermind zoning but just sitting there and taking up space on the bench!

I have to laugh, it's actually quite funny- For example: I see these 2 ladies training well only the one actually, headphones on and all into her running -while the other one stops her all the time to talk "I mean the lady that's running really has to stop running and stand still just to listen to her friend talk" Now that's what you call a true friend. As well as the one who comes to you and all you see is their mouth moving because clearly you have earphones in your ears with music blasting through them! Uhm yeah "This might be me too because my boyfriend tells me so"

Not much explaining needed on this one.

Now don't get me wrong preworkout is the greatest thing ever! I love my preworkout before gym, it's just so funny to see where preworkout can take some people especially if they take more than the recommended amount. I mean some mornings when getting out of your car and you see a big jock coming up the ramp taking a turn in the parking lot blasting "your beautiful" by James blunt" and "Icona Pop" "I got this feeling on a summers day when you were gone" Sorry I had to just sing it out loud now because I can understand this song getting you all hyped up for gym. Yeah it's pretty hilarious.

One category that I can relate to not because I'm a cougar but because I experience them on a daily basis. Now if you know me you would know that I'm the easiest and most polite person to talk to, not in the gym for some reason. Ladies ignore me completely! BUT wait there's a reason...My boyfriend gets all the friendly warm greetings everyday and then on top of it most of them won't approach him if I'm within he's proximity, it's like they wait for me to go downstairs to go do my cardio. "Cougar ladies I got my eyes on you"

So yes that's about all the characters I can think of now and I apologize if your reading this and you fall under one of these categories but just laugh and dust it off because it's kind of funny... Well to me that is.

If you can think of any that I missed out please feel free to add on in the comment section. I would love to know if there could possibly be more characters other than the ones I have mentioned.

ps. "Cougar ladies I still got my eyes on you"

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